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Friday Funny: Wolfram Alpha Ngrmadlcy

by Nik on May 22, 2009

in Humor

I have two items for you on this Friday before the long Memorial Day weekend.

First up, if your Windows PC presents a screen like this photo I found on Ask The Admin when you try to start it up, something isn’t right.  But if you look a bit closer you’ll see that it’s really quite a bit more abnormal than it appears.  Or should I say, abngrmadl?

Start Wandows Ngrmadly

Start Wandows Ngrmadly

Second, Something Awful took Wolfram Alpha for a spin this week, just like the rest of us, with some humorously informative queries.  Humorous because they start off by asking what portion of the US Gross National Product is represented by the film Ernest Goes to Camp and just get stranger from there, and informative because they illustrate the sort of data sets Wolfram Alpha has access to.  Fair warning: Something Awful contains material of questionable taste and may not always be appropriate for work or children.  There’s nothing too awful in this one, though.  You can read the complete story here.

Ernest Goes to Camp as a percentage of the US Gross National Product

Ernest Goes to Camp as a percentage of the US Gross National Product

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Open Sesame, or The Case of the Unopenable File

by Michelle on May 14, 2009

in Tips

This afternoon I received an email with an attachment from a co-worker. She happens to sit across the aisle from me and, before I’d even realized I had an email to look at, she said, “That file won’t open for some reason, but it opens in Excel.”

Curious, I went to see what she was talking about. Here is an (edited) shot of the header of that email:

Email header from Outlook, showing the attachment.

Email header from Outlook, showing the attachment.

Did you notice the generic-looking icon on that attachment? This is the primary clue to what’s wrong with this file: it doesn’t know what program it belongs to.

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My Favorite Apps: SketchUp

by Nik on May 14, 2009

in Applications

When I was young I enjoyed drawing.  Not artistic drawing, but diagrams and architectural drawings, often on graph paper.  I thought that I could perhaps be an architect when I grew up.  I remember once, when the only computer we had in the house was an already ancient Compaq “Portable” computer (the sturdy leather handle did little to relieve the back strain that carrying it could cause) with an add-on EGA monitor, I asked for a program that would let me create these sorts of drawings on the computer.  I didn’t know about CAD (computer aided design) software at the time, and was ignorant that the CAD software of the day was expensive and wouldn’t work on our old PC.  My dad took me to a local software store anyway, where it was quickly apparent that all I was going to find there was a DOS based painting program, with aproximately the drawing ability of Microsoft Paint.  We left empty-handed.

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Managing 3rd Party MP3 Players With iTunes

by NikMay 10, 2009

iTunes is an excellent way to keep your music library organized and has one of the most popular digital music stores built in, but if you have an MP3 player that isn’t an iPod, you’re stuck managing its contents outside of iTunes, until now.  I’ve identified some tools that can help you bridge that gap.
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Looking Toward Windows 7: System Requirements

by NikMay 8, 2009

Microsoft has been working toward getting the next version of its Windows operating system, Windows 7, ready to launch.  Part of that effort was their public release of Windows 7 Release Candidate 1 for testing this past Tuesday.  I have installed the release candidate so I can get familiar with it for my day job [...]

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Still Using Outlook Express in XP? There’s a Better Way

by NikMay 4, 2009

There’s more than one superior alternative to Outlook Express, actually, and the best part is, they’re completely free. It’s not hard to be better than Outlook Express, which is well known for a history of security flaws that can expose your computer to viruses, poor handling of multiple email accounts, awful IMAP support, and a complete lack of spam handling features. I have a pair of email programs for you to try that deal well with all of those things: Mozilla Thunderbird and Windows Live Mail.

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Bats in My Belfry: Getting Rid of Virus Infected Files in Windows System Restore

by NikMay 3, 2009

If you have antivirus software running (and you should), you may find that it detects virus infected files in your Windows System Restore directories. These directories are well protected by Windows, so your AV program won’t be able to remove the infected files it finds in them. It turns out it’s easy to fix this.

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